argumate:

adjoint-law:

argumate:

funniest possible situation to say “but we’re both girls!” go

the Xenomorph as Sigourney Weaver jettisons her out the airlock

okay sure

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moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

i think everything should come in more fun colors & patterns. like everything. houses. cars. appliances. when ur getting a fridge they should give u the option then & there to have a wizard airbrushed onto it. business attire should have dinosaurs on it. why arent there more pink cars

every once in a blue moon i see this bright pink car with a massive tinkerbell decal on the hood & i think that person just Gets It. why cant that be the norm

normalize fun

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creepycrag:

i love when anti piracy people are like “ummm that’s STEALING???” well no, it’s not. for starters it’s much easier than stealing

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ari163:

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

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pentabulge:

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beedok:

missjukebox8bit:

Tumblr all of a sudden:

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micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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femalegothic:

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jacka1:

She’s got that unemployed agoraphobe pussy

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methed-up-marxist-deactivated20:

Babygirl i can fail at subtasks you wouldnt even think to conceptualise as their own task

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jewish-harley-quinn:

I love furries, marijuana, autism, schizophrenia, abortion, vandalism, shoplifting, Molotov cocktails, free healthcare, adderall, and gay sex

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alexyquest:

guerrillatech:

It’s a boomer meme but it checks out

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hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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